Thursday, May 14

Today, I didn't do anything much. Our lunch period got cut (again) from 30 minutes to 20 minutes. I  think it's because a few people had a food fight. Some of the students want to sue the school because they said that letting children eat for less than 30 minutes is against the law. I happily crushed their dreams by telling them it was actually NOT against the law to eat for less than 30 minutes, just if you don't give the children any time to eat. So technically giving someone 1 second to eat something is not against the law. Luckily, I am not affected by this new "law" because I can finish eating in 15 minutes (I trained in the great Fuller famine of '12, where we got only 15 minutes to eat). In fact, I could probably speed eat my food in a little over 3 minutes (But then again, the lunch is really just some juice and some chicken nuggets. I could eat THAT in a few seconds). 

Using Grammarly synonyms is fun. Watch how I change an unsuspecting sentence into a massive string of words!

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and THEN...Cheese should a bearing then continue dependent against a vulgar suspension.

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